1. No jerks allowed.

    There is no room for hate in our clubs.

    Bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, bullies, creeps, mood-killers, vibe-harshers, fun-ruiners etc. can all fuck right off. You are not welcome in the club.

  2. We don’t talk politics. We don’t talk hot button issues. We don’t talk religion.

    Leave it at the door.

  3. 16+ if attending with an adult. 18+ otherwise.

    Sorry youths. We gotta be able to talk about grown up stuff… like taxes and the weather.

  4. Treat club members with respect and as equals.

    Everyone is different, but still we’re all the same. Be nice to your fellow humans. They are you.

  5. Be honest.

    Vague...but widely a good rule.

  6. Be curious.

    Curiosity and little bravery can lead to places we thought impossible.

    It’s okay to be bad at something.

    Its okay to make mistakes.

    It’s okay to be nervous.

    Come be curious, come be brave, come have fun.

  7. Treat our space and supplies with respect and care.

    Take pride in our space; clean up after yourself, Throw away your trash.

    If you willfully or negligently damage club belongings you will be held responsible for replacing it.

  8. THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THE CLUB — DEATH!!!

    (just kidding. Leave whenever you want to.)

Repeat rule breakers will be banned from future functions without refund.

Club RULEs